Published on June 15, 2014

Growth Chart

Growth-Chart, baby, parenting, hopes, dreams, vicarious, pressure, basics, long-term, retirement, old age, support, fantasy, hard work, failure, baby, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, cleaning your room, making bed, putting away dishes, clearing the table, mowing the lawn, helping out


Poop a lot; put clothes in hamper; put away toys; clear dishes; fold clean clothes; do own laundry; go to NBA, buy parents luxury home.


This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on June 15, 2014 for the Carolyn Hax advice column in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The cartoon shows a baby with a growth chart mapping out his parents’ goals for him.

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