Caption:

I’m not just casually ripping your heart out. I put great thought into it.

Description:

This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on July 15, 2012 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration shows a woman who has no shame when asking her loyal partner to stand on the sidelines as she considers alternative romantic options to indulge her self-absorption.