Caption:

Would you please have your affairs with strangers? I had to write an algorithm to calculate who was safe to invite to this.

Description:

This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on June 28, 2012 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration shows a woman asking her friend to stop infecting their friends circle with her messy love affairs because it makes further socializing awkward and potentially explosive.