You have mother issues. I have a mother with issues. Big difference.
This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on May 9, 2012 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration shows two little girls on the swings debating whether it’s more difficult to deal with issues that are entirely within yourself or with a family member who has issues and wont deal with them at all.