Caption:

My ex ripped my heart out and obliterated my faith in love. Good news is, I don’t have to be picky anymore.

Description:

This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on March 16, 2012 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration shows a man discussing his new, low standards after the woman he thought was his one and only betrayed his trust and wounded his heart so badly he figures it’s not worth it to hold out for someone compatible ever again.