I nurse you through the torment of this guy, bite my tongue at the vows, and you thank me… with this dress. Which I pay for. To friendship!
This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on October 9, 2007 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration deals with bridesmaid’s dress, toast, speech, bride, groom, wedding, bitter, friends, maid of honor, against better judgement, friendship, wedding reception, ugly dress, avoidance, alone, lonely, need for drama, vows, what are friends for, hate the groom and marrying someone who’s not right for you to avoid being alone.