Caption:

You won’t remember making me wear this, but I will. And in about 18 years I will have full control over the string of girlfriends I threaten to marry.

Description:

This Nick Galifianakis cartoon was originally published on August 24, 2005 for the feature Carolyn Hax: Tell Me About It in The Washington Post and other syndicated newspapers. The illustration shows a little boy notifying his mother of his intent to exact revenge as an adult for all the humiliation she put him through as a child.